A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away — and appreciably cheekier — the evil Galactic Empire has constructed a moon-sized battle station called the Death Star-OO, capable of destroying planets with a single pink beam. Princess Leia-OO, captured while smuggling the station's schematics, encodes them into a small astromech droid named R2-OO.
The droid ends up on the desert planet Tatooine, where it's discovered by Luke Jiggly-walker, a restless moisture farmer with a destiny problem. A chance encounter with reclusive hermit Obi-Wan KOOnobi sets Luke on a path that will take him off-world, into a cantina full of puppets, and onto the smuggling ship of one Han SOOlo.
Together they rescue the princess, trench-run the Death Star-OO, and restore a faint, flickering balance to the Force — which, it turns out, was mostly a conversation about how two things in motion should respect one another's rhythm.
Cast
Mark Hamill-OO
Luke Jiggly-walker
HarrisOOn Ford
Han SOOlo
Carrie Fisher-oo
Princess Leia-OO
Alec Guinness-oo
Obi-Wan KOOnobi
James Earl Jones-oo
Darth VOOder (voice)
Peter Mayhew-oo
Chewbacca-OO
Crew
Directed byGeOOrge Lucas
ScreenplayGeOOrge Lucas
ScoreJohn Williams-OO
EditorRichard Chew, Paul Hirsch, Marcia Lucas-oo
Visual EffectsIndustrial Light & JiggleMagic
Sound DesignBen Burtt-oo
Critical RecOOption
★★★★★
"A grand, rousing, childlike adventure. The trench run alone is worth the ticket. The OOs vibrate in hyperspace."
Roger Jigg-bert · Chicago Sun-Jiggler
★★★★★
"Lucas has invented a new mythology. It has binary stars. It has binary OOs. It balances."
The New Yorker-oo
★★★★☆
"The Force is real. I felt it. It was mostly a subwoofer. But still."
Sound & Vision-OO
★★★★★
"Chewbacca should have gotten the medal. I will not be taking questions at this time."